Be your own boss.
Sell what everyone wants.
Commission-only · Independent contractor (1099)
Every business in America is trying to figure out AI right now. BadMonkey builds it — real AI systems, running in real companies, from a studio with thirty years and clients like AT&T and the Ritz-Carlton behind it. A few times a year, we open a handful of seats to the people who will sell what we make. This is one of those times.
Decades of work.
Brands you know.
Selected client history.The experience behind the work.
The work
Walk into the room.
Own it.
You will sit across from owners and CEOs, showing them working AI systems on your phone — a front desk AI assistant that answers their customers at midnight, a super-intelligent operating system that runs their whole company. Things most people have never seen. You will have seen them. You will sell them.
The difference
AI has no taste.
We do.
Anyone can bolt AI onto a business. What they can't bolt on is taste, restraint, and thirty years of understanding how business actually works for people. You can see it in our films, our interfaces, our brands — elegance in front of powerful technology. That's what you sell here: not AI, but what AI becomes in the hands of people with taste. It's why the room listens.
The life
Your book.
Your business.
Set your own hours. Work from anywhere. Build a book of clients whose monthly fees keep paying you long after the sale, If you're successful, then build a team under you and earn on their production too. The top of this profession does not ask for a salary. It doesn't need one.
The standard
Most people who apply
don’t get in.
We hire people who can hold a room, write a clean sentence, and want a career that looks as good as it pays. Hunger, taste, and coachability decide — not resumes. If you need a salary to start, this is not your role. If you're an achiever, this role can pay you high six figures — no caps, no ceilings, no limits. What you earn is what you close.
How we decide
Five questions.
Sixty seconds.
No resume pile. Answer five questions and send sixty seconds of video — pitch us on you. We review every application ourselves and answer within 48 hours.
Application received.
We review every application ourselves and answer within 48 hours. If you're moving on, you'll hear from us with a screen call invitation. Good luck.
This is an independent-contractor (1099) role paid entirely by commission on collected revenue — a split at the top of the industry, walked through in full during your interview, before you decide anything. Earnings depend entirely on your results; no income level is promised, implied, or capped.